Shitposts Weekly

Medium articles neither rare nor well-done for the week ending 25th March 2022.

Apologies for how late this post is; ADHD struck. (This post was written on 30 March.)

Elon Musk’s Rich Life Is a Friggin Nightmare: A professional ROI lets rip an incredibly rank long, wet fart about an elongated muskrat. We got ableism, we got sympathy for the son of an apartheid emerald mine owner, we got the pretense that an oligarch can have a ‘career’, and we got racism. Absolutely nothing interesting is said.

4 Things That Will Vanish In 20 Years: A professional shitposter prognosticates about the future. I’m not actually sure spam calls will go away. Also, bold of them to assume YouTube and any cryptocurrencies will stick around.

8 Ridiculously Simple Ways to Simplify Your Life Every Day: A professional shitposter shits out a listicle. One of the entries involves making a short task list, which is a trap. Otherwise, nothing to see here.

6 Killer Productivity Apps for Programmers: A professional webshitposter shits out a listicle. It’s interesting that, despite leading with a FOSS project, they opted to suggest VS Code and not VSCodium.

My 6 Most Ruthless Job Interview Questions To See If Someone Really Knows Their Sh*t: A professional con artist lets rip a long, wet, and incredibly noxious fart of a listicle. The only interesting question is about trust in remote work, and as a remote worker their rationale for asking it is just dumb.

Rare articles which are well-done.

Why You Should Spend Time Walking Barefoot Every Day: A journalist explores current research on feet, particularly as relates to footwear.

What Every Childhood Trauma Survivor Needs To Unlearn: A psychologist speaks some necessary truths.

Women Nonbelievers Still Face Intolerance, Despite Growing Numbers: A journalist discusses a survey of nonreligious people.