Shitposts Weekly

Medium articles neither rare nor well-done for the week ending 11th February 2022.

After a three-year break, we return with more meta shitposting.

5 Awesome Websites to Turn $0 To $100 Per Day in Passive Income: A con artist marketing expert shits out a listicle of “passive” income sources that in reality require you to do actual work. Passive income is stuff that doesn’t require work, e.g. investments.

I Did 10 Squats and Push-Ups Daily for 365 Days: A “thinker” discovers the value of exercise, and also the ability to commit to something for a year.

Want To Be Wealthy? Invest As Much as You Can: A Fortune 500 developer sharts about investing, a thing that requires you to have enough money that you can do more than just thrive. Don’t get investment advice from random chumps on Medium.

How to make MONEY with NO MONEY: A professional moneybags boomer has very wrong opinions about why poor people are poor. Protip: it’s not for lack of employment, but rather for lack of fair wages. (Seriously, the boomerism leaps off the screen at you, it’s pretty gross.)

This Is The Biggest NFT Drop Ever: A professional scam sharts about his “give everyone an NFT because that’s really what we wanted” scheme. Most people don’t actually want to destroy the environment for an intangible that will never cash out, and NFTs necessarily need to fleece those very people in order for their early adopters to cash out.

Rare articles which are done well

7 Habits That Constantly Drain Your Energy: A psychologist pens a listicle with fairly solid mental health advice.