A Christmas Interlude

An undigested article, catalogued 25 December 2018.

I apologise in advance, even though I’m not even a little bit sorry for this drivel.

On the first day of Fuck This, my “true love” gave to me…
A shitpost on medium.com…

On the second day of Fuck This, my “true love” gave to me…
Two self-help books, and
A shitpost on medium.com…

On the third day of Fuck This, my “true love” gave to me…
Three webshits,
Two self-help books, and
A shitpost on medium.com…

On the fourth day of Fuck This, my “true love” gave to me…
Four “journalists’,
Three webshits,
Two self-help books, and
A shitpost on medium.com…

On the fifth day of Fuck This, my “true love” gave to me…
FIVE LONG WET FAAAARTS!
Four “journalists”,
Three webshits,
Two self-help books, and
A shitpost on medium.com…

On the sixth day of Fuck This, my “true love” gave to me…
Six One Weird Tricks,
FIVE LONG WET FAAAARTS!
Four “journalists”,
Three webshits,
Two self-help books, and
A shitpost on medium.com…

On the seventh day of Fuck This, my “true love” gave to me…
Seven rich white assholes,
Six One Weird Tricks,
FIVE LONG WET FAAAARTS!
Four “journalists”,
Three webshits,
Two self-help books, and
A shitpost on medium.com…

On the eighth day of Fuck This, my “true love” gave to me…
Eight Member Exclusives,
Seven rich white assholes,
Six One Weird Tricks,
FIVE LONG WET FAAAARTS!
Four “journalists”,
Three webshits,
Two self-help books, and
A shitpost on medium.com…

On the ninth day of Fuck This, my “true love” gave to me…
Nine ancap fuckwits,
Eight Member Exclusives,
Seven rich white assholes,
Six One Weird Tricks,
FIVE LONG WET FAAAARTS!
Four “journalists”,
Three webshits,
Two self-help books, and
A shitpost on medium.com…

On the tenth day of Fuck This, my “true love” gave to me…
Ten ROI writers,
Nine ancap fuckwits,
Eight Member Exclusives,
Seven rich white assholes,
Six One Weird Tricks,
FIVE LONG WET FAAAARTS!
Four “journalists”,
Three webshits,
Two self-help books, and
A shitpost on medium.com…

On the eleventh day of Fuck This, my “true love” gave to me…
Eleven worthless thinkpieces,
Ten ROI writers,
Nine ancap fuckwits,
Eight Member Exclusives,
Seven rich white assholes,
Six One Weird Tricks,
FIVE LONG WET FAAAARTS!
Four “journalists”,
Three webshits,
Two self-help books, and
A shitpost on medium.com…

On the twelth day of Fuck This, I purged my memory of this garbage in a glorious deluge of vodka.

Happy holidays, folks. Be safe.


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